Archives - July 2008

 

 

WE FOUND LOVE AND AN EXQUISITE SET OF PORCELAIN FIGURINES ABOARD THE SS "FARNDALE AVENUE"
by David McGillivray & Walter Zerlin Jnr

 

Produced by Mary Frost

 

THE PLAY

 

One of a series of modern-day plays about the (mis)adventures of the Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Townswomen's Guild Dramatic Society as they attempt to entertain an audience with their latest self-penned masterpiece. This one is a romance set aboard a shipboard cruise back in the swinging twenties. Or, at least, it would be, if the cast could stop bickering amongst themselves, the stage crew could pick up their cues and any of the actors could remember what they were supposed to be doing or saying on the stage. Despite that, they struggle through the plot: Constance, sailing to Naples to marry Beauregard, meets up with childhood sweetheart Noel. As Beauregard is secretly also on board, the ensuing love triangle develops on the voyage, inevitable shipwreck, sojourn on a desert island island and eventual rescue. Nobody is quite sure how it finishes, though: that part gets rather overlooked amidst the chaos. It's a comedy, by the way.

 

FROM THE GROUP

I vowed never to do another Farndale play but apparently the audiences have been asking when we were going to do one again! For our Summer play we wanted something light and fun and because of circumstances at the Village Hall we needed to find a play with minimal set to deconstruct; also we had a shortage of men at this time as many of our most valuable members were either unavailable or taking a well earned rest. Although I don't like revisiting plays we have performed in the past 'SS Farndale' seemed to fulfill most of the criteria the situation demanded. Many of the original cast members were no longer with us so, with the exception of Ann Burfoot reprising her role of prima donna Thelma, we started from scratch. Although Farndale rehearsals are notoriously unstructured the new cast coped really well. We made a few additions to the script to lengthen it slightly and played about with a few of the set pieces. Music was a major factor and this was resourced by Mike who took control of all backstage matters. Our group is not renowned for their musical ability so they had to work extra hard. Sometimes rehearsals disintegrated entirely but the end result was a triumph. The audience rocked with laughter which was pleasing to hear. All in all well worth revisiting.
Mary - Producer

When I first read this play I was a little dubious because it isn't the sort of play I would go and see, this sort of humour doesn't usually appeal to me. However after a few rehearsals I really warmed to it and I think it is one of those plays where the funny bits are all done in the acting. With the cast enjoying themselves it really worked and I think it must have looked funny to the audience because they were really laughing. Backstage, I would giggle away as there were a number of scenes I found very funny.
My main character was daisy and she was great to play. As she lost more and more blood through the 2nd Act she became less lucid every moment and on the last night I even smudged fake blood all over the back drop of sea. The funny part was that every one kept asking me if I was alright in rehearsals so I must have been getting it right.
All in all a great laugh and I look forward to another Farndale Avenue production.

Clare M - Actress

 

POSTERS

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PROGRAMME

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PHOTOS

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Set Build & Technical

Dress Rehearsal

 

 

PREVIEWS & REVIEWS

Worthing Herald, 10th July

Unpublished review sent to Worthing Herald by a member of the audience

Love and laughter found in Findon Village

The Cissbury Players presented their summer production at the Findon Village Hall from 17 to 19 July. The play, entitled “We Found Love And An Exquisite Set Of Porcelain Figurines Aboard The SS Farndale Avenue”, is one of a popular series of plays by David McGillivray and Walter Zerlin Jnr. The cast play characters of a very English and decidedly amateur dramatics group called the Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Townswomen’s Guild as well as characters of a play that is haphazardly staged by that group.
A full house was treated to well-judged comedic performances from the Cissbury Players that began even before the curtain opened with duelling battleaxes played by Lyndsey Kite and Ann Burfoot trading insults. John Maplesden proved once again he can be hilarious in the right role. However so too were Clare Buckland as Noel Nightingale, Carol O’Connor as a dancing crab and Dave Holden as an over-eager DJ, each of whom regular audience members will recall from more serious roles. There was also a fine debut from Daphne Proudfoot and a most welcome second performance from Clare Mitchell, both as several characters.
Mary Frost ably produced this play within a play where plot took a back seat. The costumes and sets played their parts well and the audience laughed throughout. The last few productions from the Cissbury Players have been particularly good and many will be looking forward to their next production in the autumn.

Craig McLean

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